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Jita

Mama:

Be careful what you put on the internet, Jita. No pictures with cleavage, okay?

Me:

(furtively scrolling and deleting something)

 

Daddy:

We are very proud of your website, Jita.

 

Me:

Thanks Daddy. Actually it's my blog.

 

Daddy:

Blug? What is a blug?

 

Me:

Blog. It's an online site to share your opinion.

 

Daddy:

Arrey, isn't that what a webpage is for?

Are you going to interview me on my opinions?

Me:

Daddy:

I have a lot of them.

 

Me:

I know.

 

 

So here it is, my very own blog. After recording everything that happened in Bollywood P.I.: California Dreaming, I figured I may as well go online (what my mother calls "the package deal of embarrassment").

If you're here for the first time, I'm Aparajita Patel, a bookkeeper from Santa Barbara who recently stuck my finger in the big steamy pie of offline law enforcement and raised a bit of a hoo-ha.
 

Well, enough about me...let's meet everyone else.