Be careful what you put on the internet, Jita. No pictures with cleavage, okay?
(furtively scrolling and deleting something)
We are very proud of your website, Jita.
Thanks Daddy. Actually it's my blog.
Blug? What is a blug?
Blog. It's an online site to share your opinion.
Arrey, isn't that what a webpage is for?
Are you going to interview me on my opinions?
I have a lot of them.
So here it is, my very own blog. After recording everything that happened in Bollywood P.I.: California Dreaming, I figured I may as well go online (what my mother calls "the package deal of embarrassment").
If you're here for the first time, I'm Aparajita Patel, a bookkeeper from Santa Barbara who recently stuck my finger in the big steamy pie of offline law enforcement and raised a bit of a hoo-ha.
Well, enough about me...let's meet everyone else.