Be careful what you put on the internet, Jita. No pictures with cleavage, okay?
(furtively scrolling and deleting something)
We are very proud of your website, Jita.
Thanks Daddy. Actually I think I might make it a blog.
Blug? What is a blug?
Blog. It's an online site to share your opinion.
Arrey, isn't that what a webpage is for?
Are you going to interview me on my opinions?
I have a lot of them.
So here it is, my very own intro. After recording everything that happened in Bollywood P.I.: California Dreaming, I figured I may as well go all in (what my mother calls "the package deal of embarrassment").
If you're here for the first time, I'm Aparajita Patel, a bookkeeper from Santa Barbara who recently stuck my finger in the big steamy pie of offline law enforcement and raised a bit of a hoo-ha.
Well, enough about me...let's meet everyone else.